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SUPERMAN 
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One night Superman was flying around the city and feeling a little bored.
So he decided to look up some of his superhero friends and see if they
wanted to hang out...
Well, he's flying around and all of the sudden he spots Batman, so he
swoops down and says, "Yo, Batman, wassup? Ya wanna go hang? Pick up some
chicks?" Batman said, "Sorry man, I've been gettin' a little behind in the
bat-training, so I gotta go work out."
Superman, a little angry at Batman's excuse flew off. Then he spots
Spiderman on the side of a building so he swoops down to see if Spidy can
hang out. "Yo, Spidey, wanna go out, pick up some chicks?" Spidy replied,
"Can't Superman I gotta go out with my girlfriend, sorry."
Well, Superman is really angry now so he flies off and out over the
country.
While he's flying over an open meadow he looks down and sees Wonder Woman
flat on her back, totally naked, moaning in the grass. So Superman, being a
typical male, thinks "You know, with my superhuman speed I could swoop down,
make love to her, and she would never even know what happened" He
thinks...for a second...and then decides to do it.
He swoops down, makes love, and flies back up. "Wow, that was the best
sex I ever had in my entire life," he thinks and flies away.
Meanwhile, down in the meadow, Wonder Woman looks up and says, "What was
that?" The Invisible Man replied, "I don't know but my butt sure hurts!"


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