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A PIG STORY
Politic Jokes
Bill Clinton's limo is driving along a back country road on
the way back to Washington from camp david, when all of a
sudden a pig jumps out in front of the limo. Bill, upset,
tells the chauffeur to drive to the nearest farm house so
he can pay for the damages and apologize.
They arrive at the farm house up the road, and clinton
tells the driver to go inside and tell the farmer and his
wife what happened.
2 hours later, the driver emerges from the door with his
clothes in disarray, a brown paper bag, and a huge smile
across his face.
Bill wants to know what happened. The driver tells him "I
went inside, they made me a nice steak, then the parents
introduced me to their 24 year old daughter who was a
finalist in the miss america pageant, they left us alone to
have sex for an hour, and when I was finished, I came
downstairs and the mother had this bag of cookies for me.
Bill says "What did you tell them?"
The driver replies "I told them I was Bill Clinton's
driver, and that I just killed the pig"
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