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YOU'RE REALLY UGLY 
Animals Jokes
A lady is walking down the street to work and see's a parrot in a pet
store. She stops to admire the bird. The parrot says to her, "hey
lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She storms
past the store to her work.

On the way home she saw the same parrot in the window and the parrot upon
seeing her says, "hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, she was incredibly
ticked now. The next day on the way to work she saw the same parrot and
once again it said, "hey lady, you are really ugly." The lady was so
furious that she stormedinto the store and threatened to sue the store
and have the bird killed.

The store manager appologized profusly and promised the bird wouldn't say it
again. When the lady walked past the store after work the parrot said to
her, "hey lady."

She paused and said," yes?"

The bird said, "you know."


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