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TWO CARROTS
Misc. Jokes
There were two carrots walking down the road, a big carrot and a little
carrot. On the other side of the road they see their friend cabbage in
his cabbage patch. Big carrot says "Let's go visit cabbage on the
other side of the road." Little carrot says "But there is so much
traffic here I'm afraid I might get run over." Big carrot says
"Nonsense, just wait for a break in the traffic and run as fast as you
can." Big carrot sees a break in the traffic and runs over to
cabbage. He then calls to his friend to try. Little carrot gets ready,
sees a break in the traffic and runs across the road. Unfortunately
there was a big truck coming and little carrot gets squashed in the
middle of the road. Big carrot feels really bad and scoops his friend up
and takes him to the V-8 hospital. The doctors perform emergency
surgery. After several hours the doctor comes out. "I have some good
news and some bad news." Big carrot says "Ok doc, go ahead, I can take
it." The doctor says, "Well the good news is that your friend is going
to live, but the bad news is he's going to be a vegetable for the rest
of his life."
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