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A GUIDE TO LOVE AND SEX FOR TODAY'S YOUNG WOMAN 
Men vs. Women Jokes
As a young, modern women of the nineties, you no doubt have many questions
concerning romance, love, even s..e..x. In this sensitive and frank
"question and answer" format, noted sex therapist Dr Rut explains
everythiong you've ever wondered about.

Q: Where can I find the man of my dreams ?
A: This is a difficult question, since every woman probably has a
differentideal of what her own personal Prince Charming should act and
look like.
However, when it comes to finding Mr Right, I can give you a good
suggestion on where to start - and that's in a bar. That's right, go to a
bar ... preferably the kind that smells of stale beer and lots of men
crowded around watching a sports event on television. Pick a man that
looksinteresting - it's bets to stay away from the shallow "pretty boys"
indesigner clothes with bulging muscles. Instead, I recommend you pick
somebody a little older and wiser, possibly reassuring pot belly. Boldly
approach him, offer to buy him a few beers, then invite him back to your
place. He'll advise you from there.

Q: How do I know if I found Mr Right ?
A: Unfortunately, there's no sure way to tell. Therefore, I suggest you
tryout many different kinds of men and many different kinds of bars.

Q: Do men like aggresive women?
A: Definitely. Although they don't admit it, men are often shy - so it's
upto you to be bold. In addition to bars, don't be affraid to approach
men on
streetcorners, in restaurants, even in restrooms. Break the ice with
simple"hello", followed by an offer to buy them dinner, drinks - even an
expensive gift. Then invite them to back to your place.

Q: What if a man's married ?
A: Go for it. This is a great opportunity to enjoy the valuable experience
a married man possesses, without being tied down by any sort of
commitment.

Q: But what if I fall in love with a married man ?
A: This is a tough one, especially if you find yourself pregnant. Ask him
how he feels about his wife and family. If he says his wife doesn't
understand him and he's thinking of leaving her, believe him and continue
your relationship, secure in the knowledge that he'll soon make good his
promise. Married men rarely lie about such important matters.

Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex ?
A: ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it comes to
love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're not confused
emotionally as women. It's a proven fact.

Q: Should I have sex on the first date ?
A: YES. Before if possible.

Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex ?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to remember
is that you must do whatever he tells you without question. Sometimes,
however, he may ask you to do certain things that may at first seem
strangeto you. Do them anyway.

Q: How long should the sex act last ?
A: This is a natural and normal part of nature, so don't feel ashamed or
embarressed. After your man has finished making love, he'll have a natural
desire to leave you suddenly, and go out with his friends to play golf. Or
perhaps another activity, such as going out with his friends to the bar
forthe purpose of consuming large amounts of alcohol and sharing a few
personal thoughts with his buddies. Don't feel left out - while he's gone
you can busy yourself by doing his laundry, cleanig his apartment, or
perhaps even going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when
he's ready.

Q: What is "afterplay" ?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his manly
energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities for you to do
after the lovemaking. This includes lighting his cigarette, making him a
sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few beers, or leaving him alone to sleep
while you go out and buy him an expensive gift.

Q: Does the size of the penis matter ?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect male
penis measures about six centimeters. Anything longer than that is
extremely rare and, if by some chance your lover's sexual organ is seven
centimeters or over, you should go down on yur knees and thank you lucky
stars and do everything possible to please him, such as doing his laundry,
cleaning his apartment and buying him an expensive gift.

Q: What about the female orgasm ?
A: What about it ? There's no such thing. It's a myth.

Q: Are you sure ?
A: Will you stop asking so many questions ? Do you distrust men or
something ? Instead, prove how much you care for your boyfriend by going
out and buying him an expensive gift.


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