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DOING IT WRONG
Ethnic Jokes
A WW11 American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three
months, when he was finally given a week of R&R. He caught a supply boat to
a supply base in the south of England, then caught a train to London.
The train was extremely crowded and he could not find a seat. He was dead on
his feet and & walked the length of the train looking for anyplace to sit
down. Finally he found a compartment with seats facing each other; there was
room for two people on each seat. On one side sat only a proper looking,
older British lady, with a small dog sitting in the empty seat beside her.
"Could I please sit in that seat" he asked.
The lady was insulted; "you American are so rude" she said, "can't you see
my dog is sitting there?"
He walked thru the train more and still could not find a seat. He found
himself back at the same place. "Lady, I love dogs - have a couple at home
so I would be glad to hold your dog if I can just sit down" he said. The
lady replied "you Americans are not only rude, you are arrogant" she said.
He leaned against the wall for a time, but was so tired he finally said
"lady, I've been on the front lines in Europe for three months with not a
decent rest for all that time; could I just please sit there and hold your
dog?" The lady replied "you Americans are not only rude and arrogant, you
are also obnoxious." With that comment, the soldier calmly stepped it,
picked up the dog, threw it out the window and sat down. The lady was
speechless.
An older neatly dressed Englishman sitting across on the other seat spoke
up.
"Young man, I do not know if all you Americans fit the lady's description of
you or not. But I do know that you Americans do a lot of things wrong. You
drive on the wrong side of the road, you hold your fork with the wrong hand,
and now you have just thrown the wrong bitch out of the window....
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