A drunken man staggers into a Church and sits down in a confession box and
says nothing. The bewildered priest coughs to attract his attention, but
still the man says nothing. The priest then knocks on the wall three times
in a final attempt to get the man to speak. Finally the drunk replies, "No
use knockin' mate. There's no paper in this one either".
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