|A teacher wanted to give his 5th grade class a lesson about the
evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass
of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the teacher putting a
worm first into the water. The worm in the water writhed about,
happy as a worm in water could be. The second worm, he put into
the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and quickly sank to the bottom,
dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the teacher
Johnny, who naturally sits in back, raised his hand. "Drink whiskey
and you won't get worms."
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