CrocJokes.com
Best Jokes
What's New?
Joke-Box Code
SEARCH JOKES:
   

CATEGORIES

  Sex
Men vs. Women
Business & Work
Blonde
Religion
Ethnic
Redneck
The Eldery
Medical
Computer
Idiots
Animals
Politic
Rude
College & Science
Little Johnny
Children
At the Bar
Lists
Sports
Lawyer
TV & Movies
Military
Riddles
Yo Mama
One Liners
Misc.


  Links
All Funny Pictures
Funny MySpace Comments
30 HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED MAN 
Men vs. Women Jokes
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird.

NEW! Click the "Comment" button below to post to several friends at once

7.4 with 12 votes
please rate this joke :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
lousy average awesome!

Random Joke
No American Jobs

Joe Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock (MADE IN
JAPAN) for 6 a.m. While his coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking,
he shaved with his electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG). He put on a
dress shirt (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE)
and tennis shoes (MADE IN ...

CrocJokes.com - The joke is out there

To contact email "webmaster" at this domain