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WIFE VS. COUNTRY LOVE 
Military Jokes
The FBI is considering three men to be hired. They bring them in to
speak with the interviewer separately. The first man comes in
and sits down. The interviewer asks him:

"Do you love your wife?"

"Yes I do, sir."

"Do you love your country?"

"Yes I do, sir."

"What do you love more, your wife or your country?"

"My country, sir."

"Okay. We brought in your wife. Take this gun and go into the next
room and kill her."

The man goes into the room, and all is silent for about 5 minutes. He
comes back, with his tie loosened and he is all sweaty. He
puts down the gun and leaves. The second guy comes in and sits down.

The interviewer asks him the same questions, and the
responses are the same. The interviewer gives him a gun, and tells
him to go kill his wife. The guy puts the gun down and says "I
can't do it..."

The third guy comes in, the same thing happens. The interviewer gives
him a gun, and tells him to go kill his wife. The guy goes
into the room, and BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! This is
followed by a bunch of crashing sounds that end after a few
minutes.

The guy comes out of the room with his tie loosened, and puts the gun
on the table. The interviewer looks at him and says "What
happened?!?!"

"The gun you gave me was filled with blanks so I had to strangle her!"


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