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GEORGE THE MAILMAN
Blonde Jokes
It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of
carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same
neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he
was greeted by the whole family there, who roundly and soundly
congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift
envelope. At the second house they presented him with a box of
fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of
terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde
woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the arm and led him up the
stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love
he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant
breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed
orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming
coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from
under the cup's bottom edge.
"All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the
dollar for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would
be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I
asked him what to give you. He said, 'Fuck him. Give him a dollar.' The
breakfast was my idea."
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