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Two men waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation. "How'd
you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the
second. "That's awful," says the first man. "How does it feel to
freeze to death?" "It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second
man. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and
toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you
kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping. How about you; how did you
die?"
"I had a heart attack," says the first man. "You see, I knew my wife
was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I
ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to
the basement, but no one was hiding there, either. I ran up to the
second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I
could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart
attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic," he says. "What do
you mean?" asks the first man. "If you had only stopped to look in
the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
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