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SIMILARITIES BETWEEN NIXON AND CLINTON
Politic Jokes

Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate
tape
Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton: same

Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the
one!"

N?xon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her

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<b>Similarities between Nixon and Clinton</b><BR />Nixon:    Watergate<br />
Clinton:  Waterbed<br />
<br />
Nixon:     His biggest fear - the Cold War<br />
Clinton:  His biggest fear - a Cold Sore<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Worried about carpet bombs<br />
Clinton:  Worried about carpet burns<br />
<br />
Nixon:     His Vice President was a Greek<br />
Clinton:  His Vice President is a geek<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Couldn't stop Kissinger<br />
Clinton:  Couldn't stop kissing her<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate<br />
tape<br />
Clinton:  Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case<br />
<br />
Nixon:     His nickname was Tricky Dick<br />
Clinton:  same<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Ex-President<br />
Clinton:  Sex-President<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"<br />
Clinton:  Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the<br />
one!"<br />
<br />
N?xon:     Famous for his widow's peak<br />
Clinton:  Famous for bringing widows to their peak<br />
<br />
Nixon:    Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy<br />
Clinton:  Well acquainted with the G Spot<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Took on Ho Chi Minh<br />
Clinton:  Took on Ho<br />
<br />
Nixon:     Talked about achieving peace with honor<br />
Clinton:  Talked about getting a piece while on her<br />
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