CrocJokes.com
Best Jokes
What's New?
Joke-Box Code
SEARCH JOKES:
   

CATEGORIES

  Sex
Men vs. Women
Business & Work
Blonde
Religion
Ethnic
Redneck
The Eldery
Medical
Computer
Idiots
Animals
Politic
Rude
College & Science
Little Johnny
Children
At the Bar
Lists
Sports
Lawyer
TV & Movies
Military
Riddles
Yo Mama
One Liners
Misc.


  Links
All Funny Pictures
Funny MySpace Comments
SIMILARITIES BETWEEN NIXON AND CLINTON 
Politic Jokes
Nixon: Watergate
Clinton: Waterbed

Nixon: His biggest fear - the Cold War
Clinton: His biggest fear - a Cold Sore

Nixon: Worried about carpet bombs
Clinton: Worried about carpet burns

Nixon: His Vice President was a Greek
Clinton: His Vice President is a geek

Nixon: Couldn't stop Kissinger
Clinton: Couldn't stop kissing her

Nixon: Couldn't explain the 18 minute gap in the Watergate
tape
Clinton: Couldn't explain the 36-DD bra in his brief case

Nixon: His nickname was Tricky Dick
Clinton: same

Nixon: Ex-President
Clinton: Sex-President

Nixon: Known for campaign slogan "Nixon's The One"
Clinton: Known for women pointing at him saying, "He's the
one!"

N?xon: Famous for his widow's peak
Clinton: Famous for bringing widows to their peak

Nixon: Well acquainted with G. Gordon Liddy
Clinton: Well acquainted with the G Spot

Nixon: Took on Ho Chi Minh
Clinton: Took on Ho

Nixon: Talked about achieving peace with honor
Clinton: Talked about getting a piece while on her


NEW! Click the "Comment" button below to post to several friends at once

5.8 with 5 votes
please rate this joke :
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
lousy average awesome!

Random Joke
Retire to the Holiday Inn
Recently I was checking my 401k account and thinking about retirement, as
everyone does when they hit 45. I saw an article about nursing and retirement
homes and the expenses. Then it hit me. No nursing home for me! Here is my
plan: I'm checking into the Holiday Inn.
With the average cost fo...

CrocJokes.com - The joke is out there

To contact email "webmaster" at this domain