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The Eldery Jokes
A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's.
He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup.
As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half,
then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half
of them.
Then he poured half of the soft drink into the extra cup and set that in
front of his wife. The old man then began to eat, and his wife sat
watching, with her hands folded in her lap.
The young man decided to ask if they would allow him to purchase another
meal for them so that they didn't have to split theirs.
The old gentleman said, "Oh, no. We've been married 50 years, and
everything has always been and will always be shared, 50/50."
The young man then asked the wife if she was going to eat, and she
replied, "Not yet. It's his turn with the teeth."
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