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UGLINESS 
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* It's said that beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Alright.
Problem is... so is ugliness.
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* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she went camping, the bears built a fire to keep her away
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* At least you know ugly people aren't two-faced
If they were, surely they'd use their other face
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* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
At her "coming out party", they made her go back in
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* It's said that beauty is only skin deep. Alright.
Does that mean if we skin ugly people they'd look better ?
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* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she goes into a bank, they turn off the surveillance camera
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* It's said that the beauty of a woman fades with time. Alright.
Then, what the hell happens to an ugly woman ?
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* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she sat for her portrait, the artist keep breaking his brush
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* There are no ugly children in Columbia Maryland
The cats bury them all in their sandboxes
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* I'm not saying she was ugly, but...
When she went to the Ladies Room, the attendant asked for ID


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