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IS GOD MAN OR A WOMAN? 
Religion Jokes
A boy says to his mother, "Mom, is God a man or a woman?"

The mom thinks a while and says, "Well, son, God is both a man and a woman!"

The son is confused, so he asks, "Is God black or white?"

The mother replies, "God is both black and white, honey."

The son, still curious, says after a while, "Is God gay or straight, mommy?"

The mother, getting a little worried, answers, "Son, God is both gay and
straight."

The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally
has answered his question: "Is God Micheal Jackson?"


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