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BRAIN CELLS?
Men vs. Women Jokes
All babies start out with the same number of raw cells which, over nine
months, develop into a complete female baby. The problem occurs when
cells are instructed by the little chromosomes to make a male baby
instead.
Because there are only so many cells to go around, the cells necessary
to develop a male's reproductive organs have to come from cells already
assigned elsewhere in the female. Recent tests have shown that these
cells are removed from the communications center of the brain, migrate
lower in the body and develop into male sexual organs.
If you visualize
a normal brain to be similar to a full deck of cards, this means that
males are born a few cards short, so to speak. And some of their cards
are in their shorts. This difference between the male and female brain
manifests itself in various ways.
Little girls will tend to play things like house or learn to read.
Little boys, however, will tend to do things like placing a bucket over
their heads and running into walls. Little girls will think about doing
things before taking any action. Little boys will just punch or kick
something and will look surprised if someone asks them why they just
punched their little brother who was half asleep and looking the other
way.
This basic cognitive difference continues to grow until puberty,
when the hormones kick into action and the trouble really begins.
After puberty, not only the size of the male and female brains differ,
but the center of thought also differs. Women think with their heads.
Male thoughts often originate lower in their bodies where their ex-brain
cells reside.
Of course, the size of this problem varies from man to man.
In some men only a small number of brain cells migrate and they
are left with nearly full mental capacity but they tend to be rather
dull, sexually speaking. Such men are known in medical terms as
"Republicans."
Other men suffer larger brain cell relocation. These men are medically
referred to as "Democrats."
A small number of men suffer massive brain cell migration to their
groins. These men are usually referred to as ...
"Mr. President."
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