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PICKET TO TITSBURG 
Men vs. Women Jokes
A group of young businessmen were chatting at the bar, and decides to share
his recent embarrassment with the others. He tells them that he was
booking a plane ticket to Pittsburgh, but he was so preoccupied with the
beautiful breasts
of the girl at the counter, that instead of saying "I'd like a ticket to
Pittsburgh", he said, "I'd like a picket to Titsburg!" An older guy
nearby hears the story and says, "You know, I had a similar experience with
my wife this morning. We were
sitting at the breakfast table and I meant to say, "Darling, could you
please pass the butter" ..... but what came out was, "You bitch, you're
ruining my fucking life!"


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