|One day, during a lesson on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show
of hands for who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.
First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my
mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."
"Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher.
She then called on little Michael. "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and
turned out beautifully," he said.
Then, the teacher called on little Johnny.
"Last night, at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was
he said, 'Beautiful, fucking beautiful!'"
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