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SEX EDUCATION 
Little Johnny Jokes
A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth
grade class because she realizes Little Johnny's propensity for sexual
innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture.
Finally,
towards the end of thelesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education
from the class.

One little boy raises his hand, "I saw a bird in her nest with some eggs."

"Very good, William," cooed the teacher.

"My mommy had a baby," said little Esther.

"Oh, that's nice," replied the teacher.

Finally, little Johnny raises his hand. With much fear and trepidation, the
teacher calls on him.

"I was watchin' TV yesterday, and I saw the Lone Ranger. He was surrounded
by
hundreds and hundreds of Indians. And they all attacked at one time.And he
killed every one of them with his two guns."

The teacher was relieved but puzzled, "And what does that have to do with
sex
education, Johnny?"

"It'll teach those Indians not to fuck with the Lone Ranger."


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