Little Johnny Jokes
|Little Johnny had a cussing problem and his father was
getting tired of it. He decided to ask his shrink what
to do? The shrink said, "Since Christmas is coming up,
you should ask Johnny what he wants Santa to bring
him. If he cusses while he tells you his wish list,
leave a pile of dog poop in place of the gift or gifts
he Requests," Two days before Christmas, Johnny's
father asked him what he wanted for Christmas. I want
a damn teddy-bear laying right beside me when I
wake-up. When I go downstairs I want to see a damn
train going around the damn tree. And when I go
outside I want to see a damn bike leaning up against
the damn garage.
Christmas morning, Little Johnny woke up and rolled
over into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walked down
stairs and saw another pile under the tree. Scratching
his head, he walked outside and saw a huge pile of
dog poop by the garage. When Johnny walked back inside
with a curious look on his face, his dad smiled and
asked, "What did Santa bring you this year?"
Johnny replied, "I think I got a dog but I can't find
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In the elevator
SAD THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR:
* When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the
shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.
* Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go
back for more.
* Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push...