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When you THINK you have a bad day, remember this one........

I was taking a shower when my 2-year-old son
came into the bathroom and wrapped himself in toilet paper.
Although he made a mess, he looked adorable,
so I ran for my camera and took a few shots.
They came out so well that I had copies made
and included one with each of our Christmas cards.

Days later, a relative called about the picture,
laughing hysterically, and suggesting I take a closer look.
Puzzled, I stared at the photo
and was shocked to discover that in addition to my son,
I had captured my reflection in the mirror --
wearing nothing but a camera!

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