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THE TOP 12 PICK-UP LINES USED BY STAR WARS FANS 
TV & Movies Jokes
12. "Hey, Beautiful. What's a nice girl like you doing waiting in
line without bathing for 10 days?"

11. "Your place or my Mom's?"

10 "I... uh... ummm... I... uh... (slaps own forehead) Stupid!
STOO-pid!"

9. "You're even prettier than my fantasy girlfriend."

8. "I may look like an Ewok, but I'm all Wookie where it counts,
baby."

7. "Date, or date not -- there is no 'let's just friends be'."

6. "If you only knew the power of the Dork Side."

5. "How's about a long time of Joe, in a bedroom not far away?"

4. "Nice buns, Princess! On your head, that is."

3. "Honey, you've been looking for love in Alderaan places!"

2. "If I said you had a mint first-edition, still-in-box action
figure, would you hold it against me?"

1. "I'm gonna be an evil warlord when I grow up. Want a Milk Dud?"

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