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A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it
reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain
made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and
gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to
Flight Number 293, nonstop from New York to Los
Angeles.
The weather ahead is good and therefore we should have
a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax
- OH MY GOD!"

Silence followed and after a few minutes, the captain
came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and
Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier, but
while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a
cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap.
You should see the front of my pants!"A passenger in
Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of
mine!"

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