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GOLFING WITH WIFE 
Sports Jokes

A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have
had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The
final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With
a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green.
Knowing that the strokes that it will take to get around the barn will
destroy his score, he begins to rant and rave. His wife hating to see
him ruin such a great afternoon makes a suggestion.

"What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send
it right through the barn onto the green."

He thinks this over and decides that it will work. With his wife
holding open the barn door he lines up with the hole and gives the
ball a terrific "whack"! The ball shoots through the air and right
into the head of his wife, killing her instantly.

Months go by, the man mourning all the while. His friends, hating to
see him in such a state, convince him to go golfing with them. They
end up at the same course and on the final hole, oddly enough,
another terrible slice puts the old barn between his ball and the
green. Again he begins to rant and rave at what this dilemma will do
to his score. He friend, wanting to please him, makes a suggestion.

"What if I were to hold open the barn doors? That way you could send
it right through the barn onto the green."

"No," the man replies, "last time I did that I got two over par."

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