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SWIMMING HEAD 
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Three guys enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms.
The second no legs and the third has no body, just a head. They all
line up, the whistle blows and "splash" they're all in the pool

The guy with no arms takes the lead instantly but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head of course sank straight to the
bottom.

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs finishes first. He can
still see bubbles coming from the bottom of the pool, so he decides
he had better dive down to rescue him.

He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface and places the
head at the side of the pool, where upon the head starts coughing and
sputtering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and shouts: "Three years I've
spent learning to swim with my fucking ears, then two minutes before
the whistle, some asshole puts a swimming cap on me!"

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