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ONION BALLS 
Sex Jokes
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut
off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge
malpractice suit, he decided to replace the ball with
on onion. Several weeks later the patient returned for
a checkup. "How's your sex life?" the doctor asked.
"Pretty good," the man said, to the doctor's relief.
But then he added, "I've had some strange side
effects though."
"Whats that?" the doctor asks anxiously
"Well, everytime I piss, my eyes water. When my wife
gives me a blow job, she gets heartburn, and
everytime I pass a hamburger stand I get a hard-on!"

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Give 103%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
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