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ELK HUNTING 
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Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the
wilds of Alaska for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did
the year before. When the pilot returned with the plane Bubba
exclaimed joyfully to the pilot, "We had a great hunting trip! We
bagged four elk!"

The pilot regretfully explained, "Unfortunately, our plane can only
fly with the weight of two elk. You'll have to leave the other two
behind."

Bubba and Jake were both infuriated and insistent. "We won't allow
you to fly this plane out without all four elk," Jake demanded.

The eager to please pilot relented and the plane took off with the
three of them and their four elk. About fifteen minutes into the
flight the engine started to sputter, and within seconds they were
hurtling to the ground.

Wearily arising from the wreckage, Bubba looked at Jake and wheezed,
"Do you have any idea where we are?"

Jake, quite pleased with himself, replied, "Yes! We're about a mile
from where we crashed last year."

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