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Sports Jokes
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed... driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so
long? Hit the damned ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of
hitting her from here."

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I have sinned
There once was a young woman who went to confession.
Upon entering the confessional she said, "Forgive me, Father, for I have
sinned."
The priest replied, "Confess your sins and be forgiven."
"Last night, my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times."
The priest thought long and hard...

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