|A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed... driving his partner nuts.
Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so
long? Hit the damned ball!"
The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."
"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of
hitting her from here."
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