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A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking
up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction
and speed... driving his partner nuts.

Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the hell is taking so
long? Hit the damned ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse.
I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Give me a break! You don't stand a snowball's chance in hell of
hitting her from here."

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Random Joke
Give 103%
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What makes 100%?
What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
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