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20 THINGS TO DO IN A DRIVE THROUGH LANE 
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1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful
expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape.
Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other
and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the
manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the
order taker had such difficulty understanding you.

8. Repeat everything the order-taker says.

9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your
order?") before they get a chance to take yours.

10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke
and a small medium fries, please."

11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out
of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags
of food.

12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them
several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make
sure it smells.

13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.

14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think
there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the
window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled,
incomprehensible fashion.

15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.

16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim
the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone
speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own
voice.

17. One word: Flatulence!

18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to
pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on
the trunk.

19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by
speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she
finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many
of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the
window to "check out the babe".

20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.

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