|YOU KNOW YOU'RE TRAILER TRASH WHEN...
|The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of
You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is "out of your league" bowls on a different
Jack Daniel's makes your list of "Most Admired People."
You think Genitalia is an Italian airline.
You wonder how gas stations keep their restrooms so clean.
Someone in your family died right after saying "Hey, y'all watch
Your Junior/Senior prom had a daycare.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its
The bluebook value of your truck goes up and down, depending on how
much gas it has in it.
Ya' can't git married to yer sweetheart 'cause there's a dang law
You think loading the dishwasher means getting your wife drunk.
Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about
ready to consummate their marriage,
when the new bride says to the husband, "I have a
confession to make, I'm not a virgin."
The husband replies, "That's no big thing in this
day and age."
The wife continues, "Yeah, I've been with one guy."...