|ROBBING A BANK
|Two blondes decided to rob a bank together.
The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes
over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great
The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the
bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, "I want to
make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You
are supposed to be in and out of the bank in no more
than three minutes with the cash. Do you understand
"Perfectly," said Buffie.
Buffie goes in the bank while Judy waits in the
getaway car. One minute passes . . Two minutes pass
... . .
Seven minutes pass . . . and Judy is really
Finally, the bank doors burst open! And here comes
Buffie. She's got a safe wrapped up in rope and is
dragging it to the car. About the time she gets the
safe in the trunk of the car, the bank doors burst
open again with the security guard coming out. The
guard's pants and underwear are down around his ankles
while he is firing his weapon. As the gals are getting
away,Judy says "You are such a blonde! I thought you
understood the plan!"
Buffie said, "I did . . . I did exactly what you
said!" "No, you idiot," said Judy. "You got it all
mixed up. I said tie up the GUARD and blow the
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A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
help me.....I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."