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AND GOD MADE MAN 
Men vs. Women Jokes
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve called out to God..."Lord, I have
a problem!"

"What's the problem, Eve?"

"Lord, I know you've created me and have provided this beautiful
garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedic
snake, but I'm just not happy."

"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.

"Lord, I am lonely. And I'm sick to death of apples."

"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create a man for
you."

"What's a 'man', Lord?"

"This man will be a flawed creature, with aggressive tendencies, an
enormous ego and an inability to empathize or listen to you properly.
All in all, he'll give you a hard time. But, he'll be bigger, faster
and more muscular than you. He'll also need your advice to think
properly. He'll be really good at fighting and kicking a ball about,
hunting fleet-footed ruminants, and not altogether bad in the
sack."

"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow. "What's
the catch, Lord?"

"Yeah, well.... you can have him on one condition."

"What's that, Lord?"

"You'll have to let him believe that I made him first."

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