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Good: A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but
wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem-a 10-year old
boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read
"RADAR TRAP AHEAD." The officer then found a young accomplice down
the road with a sign reading "TIPS" and a bucket full of change.

Better: A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through
an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute,
he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded
with another mailed photo of handcuffs.

Best: A young woman was pulled over for speeding. As the motorcycle
officer walked to her car window and flipped open his ticket book,
she said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the Highway
Patrolmen's Ball." He replied, "Highway patrolmen don't have balls."
There was a moment of silence while she smiled, and he realized what
he'd just said. He then closed his book, got back on his motorcycle
and left. She was laughing too hard to start her car for several
minutes.

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Cat Bathing as a Martial Art
by Bud Herron

Some people say cats never have to be bathed. They say cats lick
themselves clean. They say cats have a special enzyme of some sort in
their saliva that works like New, Improved Wisk - dislodging the dirt
where it hides and whisks it away.

I've spent most of my life believing ...

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