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Two men are in a doctor's office. Each of them are to get a
vasectomy...the nurse comes into the room & tells both men "Strip &
put on these gowns before going in to see the doctor to have your
procedures done." A few minutes later she returns & reaches into one
man's gown & proceeds to fondle & ultimately begins to masturbate
him. Shocked as he was, he asks "Why are you doing that?" To which
she replies, "We have to vacate the sperm from your system to have a
clean procedure." The man not wanting to be a problem & enjoying it,
allows her to complete her task. After she is through, she proceeds
to the next man.. She starts to fondle the man as she had the
previous man, but then drops to her knees & proceeds to give him oral
sex. The first man seeing this quickly responds, "Hey! Why is it that
I get masturbated & he gets a blow job?" The nurse simply replies,
"Sir, there is a difference between HMO & Complete Coverage.

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