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DYING CONFESSION 
Men vs. Women Jokes

Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a
steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears
ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her
from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move
slightly. "My darling John," she whispered.

"Hush, my love," he said. "Go back to sleep. Shhh. Don't talk."

But she was insistent. "John," she said in her tired voice. "I have
to talk. I have something I must confess to you."

"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping John. "It's all
right.

Everything's all right, go to sleep now."

"No, no. I must die in peace, John. I slept with your brother, your
best friend and your father."

John mustered a pained smile and stroked her hand. "Hush now Becky,
don't torment yourself. I know all about it." he said, "Why do you
think I poisoned you?"

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