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Three gay men died, and were going to be cremated. Their lovers
happened to be at the funeral home at the same time, and were
discussing what they planned to do with the ashes. The first man
said, "My Benny loved to fly, so I'm going up in a plane and scatter
his ashes in the sky." The second man said, "My Carl was a good
fisherman, so I'm going to scatter his ashes in our favorite lake."
The third man said, "My Jim was such a good lover, I think I'm going
to dump his ashes in a pot of chili, so he can tear my ass up just
one more time."

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Bigger Means Dumber
A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. As the
boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had
boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told herson,
"The bigger they are the dumber the person is."

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