|A certain zoo had acquired a very rare species of gorilla. Within a
few weeks, the female gorilla became very ornery, and difficult to
handle. Upon examination, the zoo veterinarian determined the
problem. The gorilla was in heat. To make matters worse, there were
no male gorillas available. While reflecting on their problem, the
zoo administrators noticed Paul, an employee responsible for cleaning
the animals' cages. Paul, it was rumored, possessed ample ability to
satisfy any female, but he wasn't very bright. So, the zoo
administrators thought they might have a solution. Paul was
approached with a proposition: would he be willing to screw the
gorilla for five hundred bucks? Paul showed some interest, but said
he would have to think the matter over carefully. The following day,
Paul announced that he would accept their offer, but only under three
"First," he said, "I don't want to have to kiss her. Secondly, I want
nothing to do with any offspring that may result from this union."
The zoo administration quickly agreed to these conditions, so they
asked what was his third condition.
"Well," said Paul, "you've gotta give me another week to come up with
the five hundred bucks."
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