|A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The
first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball
headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.
Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his
hands together at his crotch, fell to the ground and proceeded to
roll around in evident agony.
The woman rushed down to the man and immediately began to apologize.
She explained that she was a physical therapist: "Please allow me to
help. I'm a physical therapist and I know I could relieve your pain
if you'd allow me!", she told him earnestly.
"Ummph, oooh, nnooo, I'll be alright...I'll be fine in a few
minutes", he replied breathlessly as he remained in the fetal
position still clasping his hands together at his crotch.
But she persisted, and finally allowed her to help him. She gently
took his hands away an laid them to the side, she loosened his pants,
and she put her hands inside. She began to massage him. She then asked
him: "How does that feel?"
To which he replied: "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like
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Don't Step On Them
Little Johnny, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was
playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started
swirling around, annoying little Johnny. He began stomping on them in
his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a
brief moment of thought...