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IRISH WIFE 
Ethnic Jokes
At the World Women's Conference, the first speaker from England stood
up: "At last year's conference we spoke about being more assertive
with our husbands. Well after the conference I went home and told my
husband that I would no longer cook for him and that he would have to
do it himself. After the first day I saw nothing. After the second day
I saw nothing. But after the third day I saw that he had cooked a
wonderful roast lamb."

The crowd cheered.

The second speaker from America stood up: "After last year's
conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do
his laundry and that he would have to do it himself. After the first
day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the
third day I saw that he had done not only his own washing but my
washing as well."

The crowd cheered.

The third speaker from Ireland stood up: "After last year's
conference I went home and told my husband that I would no longer do
his shopping and that he would have to do it himself. After the first
day I saw nothing. After the second day I saw nothing. But after the
third day I could see a little bit out of my left eye."

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