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JUST LIKE A BABY 
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Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their
relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. Man proposed
and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted him to know
that her chest was just like a babys. He said that he loved her and
that her measurements didn't matter to him. He also told her that his
penis was also like a baby. She said that she loved him and size
didn't matter. Come the day of the wedding and all went well. That
night the happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at the resort
hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy
nightie. Her husband was in the bed waiting. As she entered the
bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest being
like a baby. "Don't worry honey" he said. She took her night gown off
and her breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he
was going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about
his penis being like a baby. As he took his pants off the new bride
said, "Good God All Mighty. I thought you said your penis was like a
baby" "It is," he said, "9 pounds and 21 inches long!"

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