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COFFEE VS. WOMEN
Men vs. Women Jokes
Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at 3 a.m. and
decide to have some.
You won't get arrested for trying to buy coffee at 3
a.m.
INSTANT COFFEE!
Coffee never runs out.
No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup
of coffee.
You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.
Coffee can be ready in 15 minutes or less.
Coffee goes down easier.
Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream on
it.
You can always heat up coffee.
You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting
cream in it.
Coffee smells and looks good in the morning.
If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on
weight.
Coffee is cheap.
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