|BEWARE OF VOICES
An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he
says quietly to himself, "I'm screwed." There is a ray of light from
the sky and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that
stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief." So the
explorer picks up the stone and proceedes to bash in the head of the
chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless
body. Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of
shock on their faces.
The voice booms out again: "Okay.......NOW you're screwed!"
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Pround Blonde Student
A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. "Mommy, Mommy," she
yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only
count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9,
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"
"Yes, Honey, i...