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Religion Jokes

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded
by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying his situation, he
says quietly to himself, "I'm screwed." There is a ray of light from
the sky and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT screwed. Pick up that
stone in front of you and bash the head of the chief." So the
explorer picks up the stone and proceedes to bash in the head of the
chief. He is breathing heavily while standing above the lifeless
body. Surrounding him are the 100 native warriors with a look of
shock on their faces.

The voice booms out again: "Okay.......NOW you're screwed!"

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