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Sex Jokes

A very frustrated man visits his doctor. "Doc, you've gotta help me!
My wife just isn't interested in sex anymore. Haven't you got a pill
or something I can give her?"

"Look, I can't prescribe anything..."

"Doc, we've been friends for years. Have you ever seen me this upset?
I'm desperate! I can't think; I can't concentrate; my life is going
utterly to hell! You've got to help me."

The doctor opens his desk drawer and removes a small bottle of pills.
"Ordinarily, I wouldn't do this. These are experimental; the tests so
far indicate that they're VERY powerful. Don't give her more than
ONE, understand? Just ONE."

"I don't know, doc. She's awfully cold."

"One. No more. In her coffee. Okay?"

"Um... okay." He thanks the doc and heads for home where his wife has
dinner waiting. When dinner is finished, she goes to the kitchen to
bring dessert. In fumbling haste, pulls the pills from his pocket
and drops one into his wife's coffee. He thinks for a moment,
hesitates, then drops in a second pill. And then he begins to worry.
The doctor did say they were powerful. Then an inspiration strikes...
he drops one pill into his own coffee. His wife returns and they
enjoy their dessert and coffee. Sure enough, a few minutes after they
finish, his wife shudders a little, sighs deeply and heavily, and a
strange look enters her eyes. In a near-whisper and in a tone of
voice he has never heard her use before, she says, "I need a
man..."

His eyes glitter, and his hands tremble as he replies, "Me too."

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