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PERFECT COUPLE 
Men vs. Women Jokes
Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met. After a
perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together
was, of course, perfect. One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this
perfect couple were driving their perfect car along a winding road,
when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being
the perfect couple, they stopped to help. There stood Santa Claus with
a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the
Eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into
their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.
Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated and the perfect
couple and Santa Claus had an accident. Only one of them survived
the accident. Who was the only survivor?

If there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the perfect woman must
have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.

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