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The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned
from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and
6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's contention that the "most
interesting information comes from children, for they tell all they
know and then stop."

Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water,
so sometimes it's brother against brother.

Some people can tell what time it is by looking at the sun. But I
have never been able to make out the numbers.

You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you
came to getting hit. If you don't hear it, you got hit, so never mind.

We say the cause of perfume disappearing is evaporation. Evaporation
gets blamed for a lot of things people forget to put the top on.

To most people solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists
solutions are things that are still all mixed up.

When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed
with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed
with explosives.

In looking at a drop of water under a microscope, we find there are
twice as many H's as O's.

When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy.
When planets do it we say they are orbiting.

Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand.

Clouds just keep circling the earth around and around. And around.
There is not much else to do.

While the Earth seems to be knowingly keeping its distance from the
sun, it is really only centrificating.

Water vapor gets together in a cloud. When it is big enough to be
called a drop, it does.

Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any
direction.

Humidity is the experience of looking for air and finding water.

Most books now say our sun is a star. But it still knows how to
change back into a sun in the daytime.

Rain is often known as soft water, oppositely known as hail.

Water freezes at 32 degrees and boils at 212 degrees. There are 180
degrees between freezing and boiling because there are 180
degrees between north and south.

In some rocks you can find the fossil footprints of fishes.

A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it
wants to go.

There are 26 vitamins in all, but some of the letters are yet to be
discovered. Finding them all means living forever.

There is a tremendous weight pushing down on the center of the Earth
because of so much population stomping around up there these days.

A monsoon is a French gentleman.

Thunder is a rich source of loudness.

Isotherms and isobars are even more important than their names
sound.

Lime is a green-tasting rock.

Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others
preferred to be oil.

It is so hot in some places that the people there have to live in
other places.

Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don't why
you should.

The wind is like the air, only pushier.

Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know
they're there.

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