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VIOLENT ERECTION 
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This guy has a crush on a girl at his work. He is
dying to ask her out on a date, but every time he sees
her he gets the biggest erection ever. There is
nothing he can do to control it. After some time, he
decides to get her phone number and call her up. This
way he won't have to see her and he won't get too
excited. He ends up asking her out and she says yes.
He figures what he'll do is tie his penis to his leg
so when he sees her it'll be tied to his leg and
she'll never notice it. He gets to her house. When he
knocks on her door, she answers the door in a sheer
teddy.
He kicks her in the face.

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