|MARRIED GUYS GO GOLFING
|Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend."
Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."
Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."
They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has
said a word. So they ask him, " You haven't said anything about what you
had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"
Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m., When it goes off, I shut off
my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So
she says, "Wear your sweater."
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The new nervous priest
The new priest was so nervous at his first mass, he could hardly speak.
Before his second appearance in the pulpit, he asked the Monsignor how he
could relax. The Monsignor said, "Next Sunday, it may help if you put some
vodka in the water pitcher. After a few sips everything should go