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MARRIED GUYS GO GOLFING 
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Four married guys go golfing. During the 4th hole the following conversation
took place:
First Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing
this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the
house next weekend."

Second Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife that I will build
her a new deck for the pool."

Third Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I
will remodel the kitchen for her."

They continue to play the hole when they realized that the fourth guy has
not
said a word. So they ask him, " You haven't said anything about what you
had to do to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

Fourth Guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30a.m., When it goes off, I shut off
my alarm, give the wife a budge and say, 'Golf Course or Intercourse?' So
she says, "Wear your sweater."

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