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RUDOLPH'S MEDICAL BILL
Medical Jokes
Santa Claus brings poor Rudolph to the vet. He says to the vet,
"Doctor, please do something for my Rudolph. His nose won't light
up." The vet walks out of the room and returns with a pet carrier.
He places the pet carrier next to the reindeer, opens it and out
steps a cat. The cat walks around the reindeer and sniffs it. The
cat then walks back into the carrier. The animal doctor takes it out
of the room and returns. He hands Santa Claus the bill. Santa gasps,
"$350 dollars! You didn't do anything for my Rudolph and you're
charging me $350 dollars?" The vet shrugged and replied, "That's the
usual charge. $50 dollars for the office visit and $300 dollars for
the CAT SCAN."
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