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SANTA AND THE FAA
Misc. Jokes
Santa Claus, like all pilots, gets regular visits from the Federal
Aviation Administration, and the FAA examiner arrived last week for
the pre-Christmas flight check. In preparation, Santa had the elves
wash the sled and bathe all the reindeer. Santa got his log book out
and made sure all his paperwork was in order. He knew they would
examine all his equipment and truly put Santa's flying skills to the
test. The examiner walked slowly around the sled. He checked the
reindeer harnesses, the landing gear, and even Rudolph's nose. He
painstakingly reviewed Santa's weight and balance calculations for
sled's enormous payload. Finally, they were ready for the check
ride. Santa got in and fastened his seat belt and shoulder harness
and checked the compass. Then the examiner hopped in carrying, to
Santa's surprise, a shotgun. "What's that for?!?" asked Santa
incredulously. The examiner winked and said, "I'm not supposed to
tell you this ahead of time," as he leaned over to whisper in Santa's
ear, "but you're gonna lose an engine on takeoff."
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